Now where was I? Oh yea, so we went back to Circe's island to fetch our fallen brother's body, and spend the night there. Then we continue our journey heading towards home. Our next obstacle came when we were passing the island of the Sirens, so I put earwax in my soldier's ears, and had them tie me down so none of us would be trapped by the deadly seductive singing of the Sirens. Then we have to sail in between a giant whirlpool that swallows ships whole, and the island of a six headed beast that eats one sailor per head each time he gets the chance. Later, we went to the island of the Suns, and the crew wanted to take a pit stop there, so we stop. After a storm beaches us there, we eventually run out of food, and my stupid crew begins taking the cattle of the sun, just as the prophet told us not to. When we leave, Zeus is told of our wrongdoing, and sends a terrible storm that kills all except me, and that leads to me being stuck on Kalypso's island.
I just so not understand why my crew never ever listens to me! First, they opened the bag of winds, right as we were about to get home. Then, they eat the cattle of the sun when I gave them strict instructions not to. And they all unfortunately perished. Why don't they listen to me? Well, I hate to say it, but I think part of it is jealousy. They wish they could be me. And they dont like how I give the orders, and tell them what to do. But I deserve my position! I worked hard. Maybe thats another reason that they are MY soldiers, or were my soldiers, they are low in the brain area.
This is the 6 headed beast that killed 6 of my men....
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