Book 4

I AM SO ANGRY!!!!  How dare those suitors plot to kill my son.  W.E, it does not matter anyway.  If he is my son, which he is, he will kill them.  Every last one.  And if he doesn't, then when I return, I surely will.  OK, so quick recap.  Telemakhos, my boy, went to go visit my ol' war buddy Menelaus.  He talked to Menelaus who told him of me being stuck on this god for saken island.  Meanwhile, back at home, those stupid suitors were planning to ambush and kill my boy.  But Telemakhos will have the last laugh.

Alright, so I wanna talk about these suitors, I mean, what the hell is up with them?  Do they actually think they should be in power? What have they ever done, uhhhh nothing.  I think the name of the game is jealousy.  Each one thinks he is deserving, and is jealous of my boy because he happens to be the true deserving one.  I think they are afraid.  Afraid that they will find news of me, and I will return, and then, OH MAN! Those suitors would be in BIG trouble.

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this is my boy at the feast with Menelaus